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Warda
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Sep 23, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mchome
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Aug 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mtumwa
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Aug 18, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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James Mduma
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Aug 16, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 16, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Maida
Guest
May 16, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Maneno
Guest
May 15, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 10, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 7, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Amir
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Apr 22, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joseph Mallya
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Mar 13, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jamila
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Jan 22, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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David Musyoka
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Dec 22, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Zakaria
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Dec 19, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Amani
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Nov 29, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Stephen Amollo
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Nov 23, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Salum
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mustafa
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Oct 11, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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David Kawawa
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Oct 10, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Miriam Mchome
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Oct 9, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Peter Mugendi
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Oct 4, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
