What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 21, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 18, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Leila
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Aug 14, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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John Malisa
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Aug 5, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Stephen Kangethe
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Aug 5, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Michael Onyango
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Aug 4, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Furaha
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Jul 27, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Diana Mallya
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Jul 27, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Abubakar
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Jul 21, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Warda
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Jul 20, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwanaisha
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Jul 19, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Francis Mtangi
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Jul 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rahma
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Jul 13, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Alice Mwikali
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Jul 10, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Shukuru
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Jul 8, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kidata
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Jun 21, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Azima
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Michael Onyango
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Jun 10, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Shabani
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Jun 7, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Zulekha
Guest
May 30, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Arifa
Guest
May 15, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zakaria
Guest
May 14, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Wande
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Omari
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Stephen Malecela
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Oct 28, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Janet Wambura
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Oct 13, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Majid
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
