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Lydia Mutheu
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Sep 13, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Shukuru
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Sep 4, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Amina
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rabia
Guest
May 31, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Raha
Guest
May 21, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 19, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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John Kamande
Guest
May 19, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 14, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 4, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
