Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 23, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 22, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Sarafina (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nassor (Guest) on August 10, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Chiku (Guest) on August 9, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Raha (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Omar (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 3, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Safiya (Guest) on July 13, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Sarafina (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 8, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Josephine (Guest) on July 7, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Hamida (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Zakaria (Guest) on June 17, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 23, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 13, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mgeni (Guest) on April 5, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Ali (Guest) on March 30, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 10, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Abubakar (Guest) on March 10, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Josephine (Guest) on March 7, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Halimah (Guest) on March 2, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Asha (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Jabir (Guest) on February 13, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Arifa (Guest) on February 2, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Hashim (Guest) on January 20, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mjaka (Guest) on January 20, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 12, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Shani (Guest) on January 10, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 10, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 20, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 30, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hamida (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Kiza (Guest) on November 10, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Khatib (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 1, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Jaffar (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Warda (Guest) on October 24, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 8, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴