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Rose Amukowa
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Sep 25, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Issack
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Halima
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 31, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 23, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Rashid
Guest
May 11, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Hekima
Guest
May 9, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 8, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ndoto
Guest
May 2, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Masika
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
