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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 6, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ruth Mtangi
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Sep 5, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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David Musyoka
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Aug 29, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Neema
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Wande
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 4, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Wande
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Masika
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Leila
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Chum
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
