Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🤣
John Kamande (Guest) on January 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 3, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 21, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 20, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mashaka (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 26, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Josephine (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Fikiri (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 19, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Ndoto (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Tabu (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Khadija (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Baridi (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Rashid (Guest) on October 11, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Farida (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 9, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 22, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Juma (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 1, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 24, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Zawadi (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Rukia (Guest) on July 17, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Salum (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 27, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Furaha (Guest) on June 23, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Sofia (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Arifa (Guest) on April 26, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Baridi (Guest) on April 20, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 20, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Azima (Guest) on March 14, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 5, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵