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Sekela
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Husna
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 22, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Rehema
Guest
May 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Amir
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 27, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 21, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 12, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 12, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 11, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
