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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Amir
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Makame
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Raha
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Salima
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 31, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 29, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sarafina
Guest
May 23, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Leila
Guest
May 21, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rukia
Guest
May 18, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 13, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Zulekha
Guest
May 7, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
