What did one eye say to the other?

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 13, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 31, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Hekima (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nassar (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 1, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Sofia (Guest) on December 31, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mchawi (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 27, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Maneno (Guest) on December 24, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 22, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Bahati (Guest) on November 28, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Amir (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Mushi (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Fadhili (Guest) on November 20, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Faiza (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 29, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 17, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Baridi (Guest) on October 13, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 11, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Makame (Guest) on September 29, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Yusra (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Bakari (Guest) on September 11, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 20, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Salima (Guest) on August 4, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 3, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

James Kimani (Guest) on August 1, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 15, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Jafari (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 4, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 31, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 29, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Sarafina (Guest) on May 23, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Leila (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rukia (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 13, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Zulekha (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 20, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 19, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Bakari (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰