Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" ๐ป๐
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji ๐ป further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Jafari (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Nuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Safiya (Guest) on March 23, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Sekela (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Binti (Guest) on February 4, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
George Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Zawadi (Guest) on January 15, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Amani (Guest) on January 4, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2015
๐ This is gold!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 30, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Maneno (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Khamis (Guest) on September 29, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Raha (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Nashon (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 27, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Kassim (Guest) on July 24, 2015
๐ Bookmarking this!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 30, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on June 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 17, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
Abdillah (Guest) on June 11, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on June 1, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Nashon (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 13, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!