Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" π»π
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji π» further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Jafari (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Nuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Safiya (Guest) on March 23, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Sekela (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Binti (Guest) on February 4, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
George Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Zawadi (Guest) on January 15, 2016
π Iβm still laughing!
Amani (Guest) on January 4, 2016
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2015
π This is gold!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 30, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2015
π You totally won the internet today!
Maneno (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Khamis (Guest) on September 29, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Raha (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Nashon (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 27, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Kassim (Guest) on July 24, 2015
π Bookmarking this!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
James Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 30, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Salma (Guest) on June 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 17, 2015
π Gotta save this!
Abdillah (Guest) on June 11, 2015
π Instant mood boost!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on June 1, 2015
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Nashon (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
π This is a keeper!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 13, 2015
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!