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Catherine Mkumbo
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Mar 27, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Juma
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Mar 14, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nasra
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Feb 11, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Issack
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Warda
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Makame
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Salima
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Omari
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Zuhura
Guest
May 24, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 21, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 19, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 10, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
