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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 16, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Jafari
Guest
May 15, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 12, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mustafa
Guest
May 2, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Kassim
Guest
May 2, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
