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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Chum
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Raha
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Omar
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 23, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 4, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Chum
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 27, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 16, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
