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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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David Chacha
Guest
May 31, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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David Chacha
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 14, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Amir
Guest
May 14, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 12, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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John Lissu
Guest
May 8, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Hamida
Guest
May 8, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 7, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Omar
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Shani
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 6, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
