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Mary Kidata
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Sep 25, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Aug 31, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Sekela
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Jul 28, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 30, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 26, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 18, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 17, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 13, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 8, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Makame
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Juma
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
