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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Amir
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Amani
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Omar
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Asha
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Halima
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Binti
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Husna
Guest
May 30, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Selemani
Guest
May 25, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Kazija
Guest
May 22, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 14, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 5, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Neema
Guest
May 2, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 2, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 2, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Omari
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
