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David Sokoine
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Feb 13, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Binti
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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John Malisa
Guest
May 24, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 10, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 9, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 9, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 6, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Khadija
Guest
May 2, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Binti
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
