Answer: Santa Claus 🎅
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! 🎁🎉
Tabu (Guest) on December 19, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 25, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Kiza (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Warda (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Salma (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Rahma (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Rehema (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 25, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 25, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Shamim (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Zainab (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 18, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 13, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 6, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Shani (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 18, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Sekela (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Sharifa (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Rubea (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Latifa (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Asha (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Muslima (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 22, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Zakia (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 8, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 7, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 4, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Asha (Guest) on May 4, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Kahina (Guest) on May 3, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
John Malisa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 20, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Nasra (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
James Mduma (Guest) on April 17, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻