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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 13, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Nassar
Guest
May 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Salum
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Issack
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Salum
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mohamed
Guest
May 28, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
