The smartest insect around is the 🐜 Smarty Pants! 🎩🤓
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
John Lissu (Guest) on February 18, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 4, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 31, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Mchuma (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Shamsa (Guest) on January 17, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 10, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 10, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 23, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 17, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Sultan (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
John Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Khalifa (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 27, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 19, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 19, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
James Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Juma (Guest) on October 9, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Abdullah (Guest) on October 5, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Umi (Guest) on October 4, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 23, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 14, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 13, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Muslima (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 28, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Kazija (Guest) on August 17, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 17, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Fikiri (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 2, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Leila (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Jafari (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mgeni (Guest) on July 8, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 27, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Amani (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Shukuru (Guest) on May 27, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Maimuna (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Zulekha (Guest) on May 21, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Ndoto (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Nasra (Guest) on May 5, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 3, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 30, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤