Short Answer: Heat, because it's always in a rush to make us melt! π₯π
Explanation: In a lighthearted way, the answer suggests that heat is faster than cold because it wants to make us "melt," which is a playful representation of the sensation of feeling extremely hot. By using the emoji of fire (π₯), it adds a humorous touch to the explanation. The response aims to entertain and create a cheerful atmosphere while addressing the riddle.
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 12, 2016
π You got me good!
Rahma (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 28, 2015
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Leila (Guest) on December 24, 2015
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
John Mushi (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Arifa (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Daudi (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 5, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Hawa (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
James Mduma (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 28, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Nassar (Guest) on September 13, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 19, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Jamila (Guest) on August 16, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Mzee (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 10, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
John Malisa (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Kiza (Guest) on August 5, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 21, 2015
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 14, 2015
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Saidi (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Kheri (Guest) on July 1, 2015
π Perfect joke!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 17, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Leila (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 30, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Masika (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Issa (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 8, 2015
π I needed that!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 18, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 14, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 27, 2015
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ