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Safiya
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Jan 7, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Ali
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Salima
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Issack
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Husna
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Shani
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Amina
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 30, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Mzee
Guest
May 29, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Faiza
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2015
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 20, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
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Zawadi
Guest
May 16, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mariam
Guest
May 14, 2015
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Hawa
Guest
May 14, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 6, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 4, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
