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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 9, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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Nashon
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Mar 24, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Richard Mulwa
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Mar 16, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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Hamida
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Mar 16, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Jabir
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Mar 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Diana Mallya
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Mar 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
π Can't stop laughing!
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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Linda Karimi
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Feb 2, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
π This is too funny!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
π Gotta save this!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Nov 9, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Jane Muthoni
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Oct 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
π Iβm dying over here!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Wande
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Stephen Malecela
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Oct 19, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
π Iβm dying!
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Michael Onyango
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Jul 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
π Too good!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Warda
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Rahim
Guest
May 11, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Jafari
Guest
May 7, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
