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Athumani
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Feb 10, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Feb 3, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Omari
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Salum
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 18, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Abubakari
Guest
May 8, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Yusuf
Guest
May 6, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Yusuf
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Apr 5, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Elizabeth Malima
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Mar 18, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 1, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
