Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 22, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Salma (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Binti (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shamsa (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

James Mduma (Guest) on November 12, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Maida (Guest) on November 5, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Salima (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Amani (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 15, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 14, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Fikiri (Guest) on October 7, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 3, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 28, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Faiza (Guest) on September 27, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 15, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 7, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Halimah (Guest) on September 2, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nchi (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Hekima (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Zakia (Guest) on August 19, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 18, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Fikiri (Guest) on August 13, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Abubakari (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Yahya (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Jaffar (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 23, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Tabu (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Fikiri (Guest) on June 25, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Sofia (Guest) on May 30, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

David Chacha (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 12, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Arifa (Guest) on May 7, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

David Chacha (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 19, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Rahma (Guest) on April 17, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Muslima (Guest) on March 23, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Wande (Guest) on March 21, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Jamal (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 12, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 9, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 8, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rehema (Guest) on February 26, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 24, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nassar (Guest) on February 12, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕