Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Bakari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2015
๐ Bookmarking this!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 30, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Asha (Guest) on November 17, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on November 12, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 12, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Mhina (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Zainab (Guest) on September 9, 2015
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Asha (Guest) on September 4, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 8, 2015
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 23, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 14, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Maida (Guest) on July 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 19, 2015
๐ I needed that laugh!
Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Yusra (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Nassor (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on April 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Jafari (Guest) on April 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 30, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 10, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐