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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Funny Answer: 🧙‍♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀

Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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👥 Patrick Akech Guest Feb 5, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

👥 John Lissu Guest Feb 3, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

👥 Emily Chepngeno Guest Jan 28, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

👥 Miriam Mchome Guest Jan 21, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

👥 Mjaka Guest Jan 21, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

👥 Fadhila Guest Jan 21, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

👥 Alex Nyamweya Guest Jan 21, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

👥 Sarah Mbise Guest Jan 18, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

👥 Nancy Kawawa Guest Jan 4, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

👥 Rose Waithera Guest Jan 4, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

👥 Zubeida Guest Jan 3, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

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