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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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👥 Kijakazi Guest Mar 22, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Mar 15, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

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Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

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How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

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I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

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I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

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