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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: 🧛‍♂️🍎 A Counting Dracula!

Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! 😉🧛‍♂️🎃

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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

👥 David Ochieng Guest Feb 5, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

👥 Elizabeth Mrema Guest Feb 4, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

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I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

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I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

👥 Monica Nyalandu Guest Jan 3, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

👥 Jaffar Guest Jan 3, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

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The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

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