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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: 🧛‍♂️🍎 A Counting Dracula!

Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! 😉🧛‍♂️🎃

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