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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why can’t skeletons play music?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂

Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤

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👥 Jabir Guest Mar 20, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

👥 Christopher Oloo Guest Mar 15, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

👥 Anna Malela Guest Mar 15, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

👥 Nashon Guest Mar 10, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

👥 Alice Mrema Guest Mar 5, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

👥 Mwinyi Guest Feb 25, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

👥 Tabu Guest Feb 3, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

👥 Nancy Komba Guest Feb 2, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

👥 Safiya Guest Jan 18, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

👥 Dorothy Nkya Guest Jan 12, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

👥 Alex Nyamweya Guest Jan 3, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

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