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Why did the book join the police force?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮‍♂️

Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓

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👥 Sekela Guest Mar 12, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

👥 Fredrick Mutiso Guest Mar 8, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

👥 Andrew Odhiambo Guest Feb 28, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

👥 Janet Sumari Guest Feb 25, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

👥 David Nyerere Guest Feb 14, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

👥 Juma Guest Feb 9, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

👥 Anna Mchome Guest Feb 5, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

👥 Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 1, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

👥 Rose Kiwanga Guest Jan 18, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

👥 Rubea Guest Jan 12, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

👥 Mwakisu Guest Jan 3, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

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