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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎

Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️

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👥 Stephen Kikwete Guest Mar 10, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

👥 Biashara Guest Mar 10, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

👥 Christopher Oloo Guest Mar 7, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

👥 Chris Okello Guest Feb 24, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

👥 Mwinyi Guest Feb 20, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Feb 18, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

👥 Asha Guest Feb 14, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

👥 Victor Malima Guest Feb 4, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

👥 Mgeni Guest Feb 1, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

👥 Victor Kamau Guest Jan 27, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

👥 Ndoto Guest Jan 14, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

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