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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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👥 Sharon Kibiru Guest Mar 6, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

👥 Salum Guest Mar 2, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

👥 Abdillah Guest Mar 1, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

👥 Mwanaisha Guest Feb 27, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

👥 Mhina Guest Feb 25, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

👥 Mwagonda Guest Feb 3, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

👥 Mjaka Guest Feb 3, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

👥 Stephen Mushi Guest Jan 24, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

👥 Jacob Kiplangat Guest Jan 19, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

👥 Victor Kamau Guest Jan 18, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

👥 Lucy Wangui Guest Jan 6, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

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