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Muslima
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Sep 8, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Issa
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Issack
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Wande
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 11, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 8, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 4, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
