Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jun 11, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Abubakar
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Jun 6, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Chris Okello
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May 8, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Fadhila
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May 7, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Victor Malima
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May 6, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Agnes Lowassa
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Apr 30, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Grace Wairimu
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Apr 28, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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David Ochieng
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Apr 22, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Henry Mollel
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Mar 29, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jabir
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Mar 29, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwakisu
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Mar 25, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lucy Mahiga
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Mar 22, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Bakari
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Mar 21, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Miriam Mchome
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Mar 12, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Robert Ndunguru
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Feb 24, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 19, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Furaha
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Jan 27, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Bakari
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Jan 22, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Issack
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jan 16, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Husna
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mashaka
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Dec 13, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 13, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 10, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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James Malima
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Dec 8, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Majid
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Bahati
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Sep 30, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Zakaria
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Sep 28, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Salma
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Sep 28, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hawa
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Sep 28, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Aziza
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Sep 23, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Nancy Kawawa
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Sep 20, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 14, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Yusuf
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Sep 10, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 7, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Rubea
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Sep 2, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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John Lissu
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Aug 29, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mchawi
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Aug 20, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Hamida
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Aug 19, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Frank Macha
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Aug 11, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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David Chacha
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Aug 10, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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James Malima
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Jul 14, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mchuma
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Jun 30, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Chiku
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Jun 29, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
