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Ali
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Jun 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jun 11, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Abubakar
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Jun 6, 2023
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Chris Okello
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May 8, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
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Fadhila
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May 7, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Victor Malima
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May 6, 2023
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Agnes Lowassa
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Apr 30, 2023
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Grace Wairimu
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Apr 28, 2023
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
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David Ochieng
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Apr 22, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Henry Mollel
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Mar 29, 2023
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Jabir
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Mar 29, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Mwakisu
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Mar 25, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Lucy Mahiga
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Mar 22, 2023
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Iβm still laughing!
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Bakari
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Mar 21, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Miriam Mchome
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Mar 12, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Robert Ndunguru
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Feb 24, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 19, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
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Furaha
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Jan 27, 2023
π So funny!
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Bakari
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Jan 22, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Issack
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jan 16, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Husna
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Mashaka
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Dec 13, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 13, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 10, 2022
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Violet Mumo
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Dec 9, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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James Malima
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Dec 8, 2022
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Majid
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Nov 24, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Nora Lowassa
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Nov 18, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Joyce Nkya
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Nov 13, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Alice Jebet
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Nov 12, 2022
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Nov 12, 2022
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Issa
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Nov 6, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Sarafina
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Nov 1, 2022
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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Rose Kiwanga
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Oct 23, 2022
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I needed that laugh!
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Diana Mumbua
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Oct 21, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Khalifa
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Oct 13, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Bahati
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Sep 30, 2022
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Zakaria
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Sep 28, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Salma
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Sep 28, 2022
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Hawa
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Sep 28, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
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Aziza
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Sep 23, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Nancy Kawawa
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Sep 20, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 14, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 7, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Rubea
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Sep 2, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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John Lissu
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Aug 29, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
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Mchawi
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Aug 20, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Hamida
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Aug 19, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
π What a joke!
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David Chacha
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Aug 10, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
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James Malima
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Jul 14, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Chiku
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Jun 29, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯