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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"

Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the πŸ˜„ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β›³πŸ‘–
πŸ‘₯ Monica Nyalandu Guest Jun 11, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“
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πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“
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I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
πŸ‘₯ Victor Malima Guest Dec 3, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! πŸŒ²πŸ’»
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Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
πŸ‘₯ Joyce Nkya Guest Nov 13, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
πŸ‘₯ Alice Jebet Guest Nov 12, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
πŸ‘₯ Vincent Mwangangi Guest Nov 12, 2022
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
πŸ‘₯ Diana Mumbua Guest Oct 21, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Salma Guest Sep 28, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”πŸ’¬
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πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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🀣 This joke is too good!
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯

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