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Nashon
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Oct 3, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mgeni
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Sep 7, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Kevin Maina
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Sep 5, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Yahya
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Aug 21, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 29, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jul 2, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Christopher Oloo
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Jun 20, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nahida
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Jun 15, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 27, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 27, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Nasra
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Sultan
Guest
May 20, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 11, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 3, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Frank Sokoine
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Apr 20, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Esther Nyambura
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Apr 11, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Majid
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Mar 28, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Juma
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 9, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Nchi
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Jan 26, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Dec 30, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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John Malisa
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Dec 19, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Samson Mahiga
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Dec 16, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Lydia Mahiga
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Nov 27, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Neema
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Irene Makena
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Oct 13, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Khatib
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Sep 22, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Bakari
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Sep 21, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nora Lowassa
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Sep 20, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Rukia
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Sep 18, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
