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Jackson Makori
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Oct 25, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Shani
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Khadija
Guest
May 27, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 14, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 9, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 6, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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James Kimani
Guest
May 5, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Wande
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Wande
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Azima
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Shani
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
