I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Francis Mrope
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Sep 2, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Rose Kiwanga
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Aug 29, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Jaffar
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Aug 23, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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James Kawawa
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Aug 4, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 3, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 30, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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John Malisa
Guest
May 25, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 22, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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John Mushi
Guest
May 21, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Asha
Guest
May 20, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 17, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Yusuf
Guest
May 12, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 11, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jamila
Guest
May 5, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Salima
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Omar
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
