What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? ππ A jumbo dialer! π€£
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Saidi (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2023
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Asha (Guest) on October 1, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on September 30, 2023
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 26, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 25, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 5, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Jamal (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 26, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 12, 2023
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Asha (Guest) on August 8, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Zulekha (Guest) on July 15, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Salma (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2023
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Athumani (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2023
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2023
π Iβm still laughing!
Selemani (Guest) on June 12, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Latifa (Guest) on June 5, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2023
π Iβm dying over here!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2023
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Neema (Guest) on April 5, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
David Chacha (Guest) on April 4, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Sekela (Guest) on April 1, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 27, 2023
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 24, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Leila (Guest) on February 27, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 5, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 4, 2023
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Habiba (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 25, 2023
π Sharing right away!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 19, 2023
π This is too funny!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 13, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯