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Abubakar
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Sep 5, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Binti
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Halima
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Fadhili
Guest
May 18, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Jamal
Guest
May 17, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 12, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 5, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Shani
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Wande
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Raha
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
