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Mgeni
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Jul 16, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Joseph Mallya
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Jul 9, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Biashara
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Jul 8, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Amina
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Jul 8, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alice Jebet
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Jul 6, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Baraka
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Jul 5, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Kevin Maina
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Jul 4, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 2, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Leila
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Jun 24, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mrope
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Jun 19, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Shani
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Omari
Guest
May 28, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 27, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 26, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 21, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 21, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Emily Chepngeno
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May 20, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Shani
Guest
May 15, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Stephen Malecela
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Mar 27, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Patrick Mutua
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Mar 23, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Hellen Nduta
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Mar 20, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nancy Kawawa
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Mar 19, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Maida
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Khalifa
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Mar 7, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Martin Otieno
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Feb 14, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Jackson Makori
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Jan 30, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jan 29, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Furaha
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Jan 29, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Hekima
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Dec 19, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Alice Mrema
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Dec 10, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Raha
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lucy Kimotho
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Nov 26, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Makame
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Nov 22, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Salum
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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David Sokoine
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Nov 1, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
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Oct 22, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Andrew Mahiga
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Oct 20, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
