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Janet Sumaye
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Jul 6, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Joy Wacera
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Jul 4, 2023
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Faith Kariuki
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Jul 2, 2023
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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Sarah Mbise
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Jun 27, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Rashid
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Jun 27, 2023
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
π€£ This oneβs fire!
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Omar
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
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George Mallya
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Sarafina
Guest
May 27, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 26, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Shamsa
Guest
May 26, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Zulekha
Guest
May 22, 2023
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 20, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Azima
Guest
May 19, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Habiba
Guest
May 13, 2023
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 7, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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David Nyerere
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Apr 20, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Wande
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Dec 29, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Husna
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ