A ghost's favorite dessert is... "Boo-berry pie!" 👻🥧
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with mysterious and spooky things, so their favorite dessert would naturally have a playful and ghostly twist to it. "Boo-berry pie" sounds like "blueberry pie" but with a mischievous ghostly twist, making it a hilarious choice for their favorite dessert. The use of the ghost emoji adds an extra touch of whimsy and humor to the answer.
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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 6, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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George Wanjala (Guest) on September 22, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 18, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 14, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 12, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 5, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 4, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Muslima (Guest) on August 15, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 8, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2023
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Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nashon (Guest) on July 23, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Rahma (Guest) on July 22, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 15, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Aziza (Guest) on July 12, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 7, 2023
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Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 4, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 13, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 12, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 28, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 17, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Chum (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Maulid (Guest) on March 30, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 18, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 10, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Husna (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 8, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Khadija (Guest) on March 4, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 25, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Arifa (Guest) on February 14, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Nahida (Guest) on February 10, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
James Mduma (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
David Chacha (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 29, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 24, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Kahina (Guest) on January 24, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
James Mduma (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mwanais (Guest) on January 4, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Nasra (Guest) on December 27, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 23, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
John Lissu (Guest) on December 21, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 28, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 27, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 25, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜