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Janet Mwikali
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Nov 23, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Chris Okello
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Nov 22, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Mushi
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Nov 14, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mtumwa
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Nov 14, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Biashara
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Nov 1, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jamal
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Oct 18, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mzee
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Sep 30, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Sep 22, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Athumani
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Sep 17, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Zakia
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Sep 9, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 27, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sharifa
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Aug 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaisha
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Aug 16, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mwanahawa
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Aug 10, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Muslima
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Aug 4, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Chum
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Jul 18, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sumaya
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Jul 13, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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John Lissu
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Jul 10, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kheri
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Jun 26, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jun 5, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Christopher Oloo
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May 24, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jackson Makori
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May 20, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Zainab
Guest
May 17, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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George Tenga
Guest
May 16, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 14, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hashim
Guest
May 5, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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John Mushi
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Apr 26, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Chris Okello
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Apr 15, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ruth Mtangi
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Apr 8, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Grace Wairimu
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Mar 16, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Salma
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Edward Lowassa
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Jan 23, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 16, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Makame
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Jan 3, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Dec 31, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Sarah Achieng
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Dec 30, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Mwambui
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Dec 21, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 9, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Rahim
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Nov 16, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sarafina
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Nov 1, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
