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Bahati
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Omari
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Azima
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 30, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 29, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 24, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Azima
Guest
May 20, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Amani
Guest
May 13, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 6, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Majid
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Shani
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Neema
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
