I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Stephen Kikwete
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Sep 1, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 26, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Farida
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Wande
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Kheri
Guest
May 25, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Kheri
Guest
May 17, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 14, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Shamsa
Guest
May 14, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 3, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Warda
Guest
May 2, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Raha
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Salima
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Juma
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Asha
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Majid
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
