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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Masika
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 29, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jamal
Guest
May 27, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 25, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 15, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mgeni
Guest
May 6, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 5, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mchuma
Guest
May 3, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Azima
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
