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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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Binti
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Nahida
Guest
May 14, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 4, 2023
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Salma
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
π Too good!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
π
Iβm still cracking up!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Raha
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Warda
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
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Ali
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
