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Mariam
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Chum
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Issack
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Amani
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 31, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Yahya
Guest
May 28, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Jabir
Guest
May 25, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Farida
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
