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Alex Nakitare
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Nov 17, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Asha
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Azima
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Masika
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Leila
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Issack
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Amani
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Maida
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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John Malisa
Guest
May 31, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 30, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Baridi
Guest
May 29, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 29, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nchi
Guest
May 28, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mzee
Guest
May 24, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 18, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
May 8, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Salima
Guest
May 7, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 4, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Yusra
Guest
May 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Raha
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Victor Sokoine
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Mar 12, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
